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Nov 01
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Prince:
So, uh, what's your costume?
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Me:
Genertic Slutty Girl Costume Number 2.
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Prince:
Haha, at least you're honest. So you just did the put bunny ears on a skimpy outfit thing?
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Me:
Well, kind of. I'm a playboy bunny.
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Prince:
Oooh, I see it now. I'm a Knight in Shining Armani.
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Me:
Clever.
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Prince:
Hey, you work at Bertucci's?
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Me:
Yeah, do you?
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Prince:
Yeah! How come we've never met before?
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Me:
I only work weekend nights, I'm still kind of new to this one too.
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Prince:
Oh, cool, yeah, my name's ****, it's nice to meet you!
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---mindless small talk---
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---Friend magically appears!---
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Friend:
Hey man, did you find Other Friend so we can smoke?
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Prince:
No but this is Ashley,
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Friend:
Hello Ashley, do you smoke?
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Me:
No.
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Friend:
Oh, me either.
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Prince:
He's full of shit. Hey, so I'm going to find those smokes, I'll be back. You guys talk.
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Friend:
So, what can I do to prove to you I don't smoke?
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Me:
I don't know?
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Friend:
Because I don't.
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Me:
Honestly, I really don't care if you smoke or not.
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Friend:
Well you should believe me!
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Me:
I need more beer.
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---Later, Prince returns!---
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Prince:
So, hey, how'd you like my friend?
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Me:
Uhh...
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Prince:
I was hoping you guys would hit it off.
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Me:
I needed more beer.
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Prince:
Well we should go find him, he really needs to--
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Me:
I have a boyfriend.
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Prince:
Oh.
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Me:
Not really looking to hit it off with anyone right now.
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Prince:
Well. That's not the kind of costume you wear when you want people to take you seriously.
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Me:
Fuck off. At least I'm not a wingman for Halloween.
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Prince:
See you at work.
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